My Favourite Moments From The Incredible Book, Usu

Ever heard of a book called Usu? Written by Jayde Ver Elst? Well, if you haven't that's okay. For those of you who have, I salute you. The thing about this book is that it isn't published. Yup. It was just written and printed. But it's a good book. Really silly. I'm only, like, halfway through, but these are my favourite moments and lines from it. Enjoy.

There's a funny thing about elevators. They're not really designed to have two tons swinging on their cables whilst a stuffed rabbit wonders if it is capable of pissing itself or not.

Well I'm a Modbot. Mod short for modular and bot short for the boot I'd love to shove up the ass of whoever programmed me.

What lay before them was, in the common tongue at the time of construction, called"Seriouslygoddamnhugeholyshitweactuallybuiltitandwhobrokethespacebarkey" but was generally shortened to an "Airship".

There's a TON more that I laughed my hat off, but these are just my favourites. I mean, so far. :D