Tell Me What You Think About Ichihime After I tell You This

Well well well.
Here's a moment where even a logical person, (like all of you) can see if there really is 'true love' here. Please comment. Especially you dudes from the English Language Society. :)

Okay, so. I'll just get right down to the point. Hueco Mundo arc. Ichigo's fighting Ulquiorra. Orihime's watching them at the bottom. Ichigo's losing. Ulquiorra shoots a hole into Ichigo's chest. Yup, a hole. You could see straight through it.

There. Okay, so Ichigo has a hole in his chest. Ulquiorra let's go of him and he falls all the way down. Orihime's down there. She catches him with her Senten Kesshun and runs towards him, wide-eyed. Ulquiorra appears before her and states that 'her powers aren't strong enough to help him'. Ishida comes in, stalling him for Orihime.(Long story. I'll skip to the point)

So Orihime's standing above Ichigo. She's staring down at him. Half-dead. With a hole in his chest. Blood everywhere. Then what does she do? She starts to CRY. She falls on fer knees and tears start pouring out of her eyes. Then she screams,

ICHIGO IS HALF-DEAD AND SHE WANTS HIM TO HELP HER........
........wait, what? Is that what you call 'love'? More like a burden. Also, WHAT? He's HALF-DEAD!!! You want him to HELP YOU??? 

Wait, wait, wait. First, Congratulations to Orihime Inoue for creating yet another level of being utterly useless!! Hahahah!!

Ahem. Anyway, this is exactly why Ichihime won't work. Orihime is just a burden. Let me end it with this:

"Don't be a woman who needs a man. Be a woman a man needs."

If I missed anything, don't hesitate to mention (and maybe be prepared to debate). ;)